Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Top 5 Best Boobs from Highschool of the Dead (HOTD) Anime

It started out like any other boring day in high school, but now this group of teenagers must survive the zombie apocalypse!

Alice Maresato - keep dreamin' little girl!  Maybe you'll be on this list when you're older.

"Hey, Mister? They're heavy!"
Saeko Busujima - the reigning kendo club president and expert swordswoman.  Her calm demeanor hides the secret pleasure she feels when inflicting pain. 

"Unsheathe the sword."
Saya Takagi - rich girl and school nerd.  She is a self-proclaimed genius, but suffers from self-esteem issues due to growing up in a wealthy family and trying to live up to her often-absent parents.
"I don't care if it's the zombie apocalypse. Early discovery can be very
important for breast cancer treatment."
Rei Miyamoto - grew up with Takashi and is his secret crush.  She really liked his best friend Hisashi until he became a zombie and they had to kill him. 

"Why do the zombies always have to rip off my clothes?"
Shizuka Marikawa - the ditsy school nurse with incredibly immense breasts.  She is the hands down best boobs in show.

"Of course they're real! Just feel them."
 
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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Top 10 Best Boobs from Queen's Blade Anime

The warrior women of the Queen's Blade tournament are the most lethal and lovely ladies on the Continent.  The following is a list of the loveliest!

Risty - "The Benevolent Bandit of the Wild" is a tough cookie.  She's an incredible fighter with the body to match!

Please hurt me!
 Melona - wicked evil and a shapeshifting hottie to boot.  She can transform into anything she wants, but the odds are it will want to kill you!
Too bad her boobs shoot acid, right?
Luna Luna - this warrior from the hot jungles of Calibara can dance you to death or complete ecstasy.  Guess which one I'll choose?
Yeah, can you take off the 'dick-horn thingie' before we do it?
Melpha - she's a holy priestess filled with divine power and has titanic boobs to rival Cattleya's!  That vow of chastity really sucks right about now.
This damsel in distress needs some holy rollin'!
Alleyne - this hot elf was dubbed "The Thousand Year-Old Virgin" so good luck getting in her pants.  What an incredible waste of perfect cleavage!  Can you imagine how horny she is after that long?
I'd trade places with that spear any day!
Menace - this ancient priestess just wants to restore the Amara Kingdom and put together a legion of slaves to rub down her naughty bits.  Where do I sign up!

Missed me!  Um, could you do that again?
Cattleya - she's a weapon-smith with the biggest weapon(s) on the Continent!  Yeah, they're that big!  She could beat you to death with her enormous boobs without even noticing.

Oh hey, um, Cattleya?  Well, your, um.  Hey, nevermind!
 Leina - oh, poor Leina!  She wants to be a powerful warrior and prove her mettle, but the road to legend is a bastard.  Keep trying!
I know how you can turn this crushing defeat into a victory!
Tomoe - warrior priestess form Hinomoto, Tomoe is a force to be reckoned with.  Seeing her naked is awesome too!
Oh, hey!  Need a hand?
Echidna - this elf is one hot mess!  She loves women and had a relationship with Alleyne (hot!).  Her warrior skills are unsurpassed and she wears an enchanted snake for underpants. 
Keltan the snake gets a little frisky

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Sunday, October 30, 2011

Top 5 Best Boobs from Captain America

5. Madame Hydra (Viper) - This lady's beauty is only surpassed by the vast depths of her evil cunning.  She has captured and manipulated Captain America on many occasions (along with Wolverine, Spider-Woman, the X-Men and a host of others).  She can definitely fill the last few hours of your life with excruciating pleasure or pain, but one thing is for sure - they'll be your last.

4. Sinthea Schmidt (Sin/The Red Skull) - Her evil pedigree as daughter of the Red Skull is unrivaled.  Originally causing trouble as 'Sin', she eventually was disfigured trying to put her father's mind into Steve Rogers body after his assassination.  Now she has the same hideous face, but with a pair of rocking boobs.  How would you like to wake up to that face on your morning wood, Cap? 



3. Diamondback (Rachel Leighton) - She grew up on the wrong side of the tracks and Captain America couldn't resist 'rehabilitating' this criminal (where the term Captain Save-a-Ho came from).  Their romance was interrupted by a never ending string of superhero nonsense which both accepted with some form of relief.  She throws huge diamond spikes meaning this is one high maintenance lady.


2. Sharon Carter (Agent 13) - Inspired by tales of her aunt Peggy's daring adventures alongside Captain America during WWII, Sharon joined S.H.I.E.L.D. and became a field agent.  Originally portrayed as a damsel in distress this lady is a hardened espionage agent who is tough as nails.  She's willing to do anything for her country and an expert at using her feminine wiles to get men to spill their guts.  She was played by the luscious Amanda Righetti in the recent movie Captain America: The First Avenger.  Her boobs make the toughest Avenger weak in the knees!



Runner Up - Captain America as drawn by Rob Liefeld has the largest man-boobs you will ever wish you never saw.  Liefeld wins the lifetime award for worst anatomy after gender-bending poor Cap's chest in this horrible drawing. 













1. Margaret "Peggy" CarterPeggy Carter was originally a freedom fighter with the French Resistance during WWII.  She and Captain America met and fell in love behind enemy lines, but their love was short-lived as Peggy was injured during a bombing raid and Steve was frozen in suspended animation for forty years.  Being from the same era she would have been the perfect match for Steve Rogers.  Definitely a better match than her baggage-carrying super-spy niece Sharon (can you say 'damaged goods'?).  Peggy tops our list because the recent movie Captain America: The First Avenger revealed she was really a British officer who participated in the super soldier program and was righteously stacked as her portrayal by Hayley Atwell proves.  Too bad poor Cap never got to frolic in that cleavage!




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